Friday, October 26, 2007

What can we learn from Chester Cheetah?


As you may already be familiar with, Chester Cheetah is the spokesman for the universally beloved snack we know as Cheetos:

According to wikipedia, Cheetos are a "cheese flavored snack made from extruded cornmeal.", not exactly appetizing. Without Chester Cheetah's unwavering loyalty to Cheetos, would I be as comfortable eating "extruded cornmeal"? I think not.

But who is Chester Cheetah? Aside from having great taste in snack food, we know virtually nothing about him. I for one see Chester Cheetah as an innovator and trendsetter, who marches to the beat of his own drum. He boldly proclaims, "I take my sunglasses off for no man, and pants? Who needs 'em?"

One may be able to infer that Cheetos have somehow given him abilities that no other Cheetah, to my knowledge, possesses. He wears shoes, converses with humans (somehow managing to control his hunger for flesh, presumably because of massive Cheeto consumption), and even participates in many sports. Including:


Mountain biking:

Soccer: Even Basketball:
(Wearing a jersey and shoes, but remaining pantsless)

I for one believe the world would be a better place if we all learned a lesson or two from Chester Cheetah. Wouldn't the world be a better place if we learned to love one another, share a bag of Cheetos, and also, not wear pants? I urge you to live your life as Chester Cheetah would. WWCCD?

2 comments:

UDFrenchEdu said...

Indeed, we can learn a lot from Chester Cheetah. But one must ask, what can other mascots teach us? Personally, I am curious as to the genius of Kool-Aid Man's theory of "Oh Yeah!"

winteringand said...

crunchy > puffs